Independence Eve
by awindram
INDEPENDENCE EVE. As I understand it, and I really hope I’m doing this correctly, I’m meant to hang a stocking above the fireplace and Thomas Jefferson will come down the chimney and fill it with the right to bear arms, freedom of assembly, and Reese’s peanut butter cups.
Very clever!
Franklin, not Jefferson. He’s jollier. John Adams is one of his elves.
Yes, Franklin has got a better look for in-store appearances. Not sure many children could be coerced into sitting on a Thomas Jefferson’s lookalike’s knee.