Infomercial Hell #36: the Royal wedding and selling tat to middle America

by awindram

[tweetmeme source=”awindram” only_single=false]“On April 29, 2011, His Royal Highness Prince William, heir to the throne of England, will marry Miss Catherine Elizabeth Middleton at Westminster Abbey.

 Kate’s, story of an everyday girl meeting her Prince and one day becoming the Queen of England is a modern day fairytale come true. The ring betrothed to Kate Middleton is the same ring Princess Diana received as her engagement ring from Prince Charles nearly 30 years ago.

In celebration of this historic event, you can now own the Royal Heirloom Ring, a limited edition replica of the timeless heirloom. The beautiful simulated “Ceylon” sapphire represents the original quality of the centerpiece and is surrounded by scintillating brilliant Diamond X-4 CZs and prong set in silver plate. It’s style, luster, color and cut are unsurpassed.

Now, is your chance to share in the most anticipated wedding of the century. For a limited time, Sterlington Collections is making available this timeless collectors masterpiece. The original price was to be set at $119, but today it can be yours for just $19.90. Each ring is accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity and comes complete with a hinged decorative velveteen jeweler’s box.”

 You just know there’s going to be an edition of Antiques Roadshow in 2075 featuring one really disappointed soul.