Election Night Drinking Game

by awindram

Every time Trump’s name is mentioned – take a shot*.

Every time cable news show footage of Trump’s pumpkin orange face – take a shot.

Every time Trump opens his mouth to speak – take a shot.

Every time cable news discusses the delegate math for Trump – take a shot.

Every time cable news shows you a map with all the congressional districts Trump has won tonight – take a shot.

Every time cable news shows a map of the United States which details all the primaries and caucuses that Trump has won – take a shot.

Every time you find yourself thinking about Donald Trump – take a shot.

No, seriously, every time you find yourself thinking that Trump could possibly do this and win the whole thing – take a shot.

Every time you find yourself thinking, so this is how it all ends? – take a shot.

 

 

 

 

*For best effect, shots should contain either alcohol or bullets

 

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