“I’m gonna build a wall around your heart”: Trump Singles

by awindram

Trump Singles – where winners go to find love.

A site for Trump supporters interested in dating other Trump supporters; sounds and feels entirely like a spoof site to me, but it is being reported as real. Hell, the Donald is almost exclusively in the business of brand licensing nowadays, perhaps the Trump organization will – for the right price – officially sanction this.

“Girl, I wanna take you out to my favorite Mexican resturant. We’ll have Trump steaks and taco bowls. And guess who’s gonna pay for it? That’s right … the Mexican restaurant is. Oh yeah, girl, you better beileve I’m gonna build a wall right around your heart.”

 

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