71 long, dark nights for America: “The healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

by awindram

Seventy-one long, dark nights to go.

Trump’s Daily Twitter Highlight: “Does anyone know that Crooked Hillary, who tried so hard, was unable to pass the Bar Exams in Washington D.C. She was forced to go elsewhere.”

Clinton’s Daily Twitter Highlight: “Dear Donald: You can’t make America great again when you don’t make things in America.”

Daily election article of interest: Trump surrogate apologizes for tweeting cartoon of Clinton in blackface

There are a few professions – airline pilot and medical doctor spring to mind – where personal presentation and clarity in communication remains important and helps put others at ease.

Harold Bornstein, Donald Trump’s personal physician, or rather more specifically his gastroenterologist, inspires no such confidence. Sporting long blond hair that even Fabio would consider passé and an unsettling smile, he looks like a third-rate magician who is stuck performing nightly in a fourth-rate casino. Placed alongside his famous patient, it is Doctor Borenstein who is the one that looks the more ridiculous.

And yet ridiculing his appearance is nothing to ridiculing his letter regarding Trump’s health that he wrote back in December.

“If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

It read suspiciously as if Borenstein were channeling the voice of Trump. Borenstein has now admitted this week that it was a letter that he dashed off in five minutes while Trump’s limousine waited outside his office. However, in fairness to Dr Borenstein no doctor is going to know Trump’s condition quite like his gastroenterologist as considering the amount of bile Trump emits he must be his number one patient.